Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!!

To help you celebrate Cinco de Mayo, we thought we give you some “Interesting” Facts

Stay Hungry (or thirsty) My Friends!!
  1. The line for his Cinco de Mayo party starts to form on Febrero de Ocho
  2. His Pinatas fight back
  3. His 10 gallon hat is approximately 12 1/2 gallons
  4. Cuba imports cigars from him.
  5. Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
  6. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
  7. He lives vicariously through himself.
  8. His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
  9. He bowls overhand.
  10. He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
  11. He tips an astonishing 100%.
  12. He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
  13. He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
  14. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
  15. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
  16. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
  17. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
  18. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
  19. His shirts never wrinkle.
  20. He is left-handed. And right-handed.
  21. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
  22. He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
  23. You can see his charisma from space.
  24. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
  25. If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
  26. His blood smells like cologne.
  27. His organ donation card also lists his beard.
  28. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
  29. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
  30. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
  31. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
  32. The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
  33. His hands feel like rich brown suede.
  34. He owns three sports cars and rents five.
  35. He once taught a horse to read email for him.
  36. He is the most interesting man in the world.

ALOHA

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